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A Fishy Tail By Sam.
Hello I'm a fish. I live in the sea with my friends Bob The Brain and Sammy Starfish and I live in a house made out of cabbage. Once, a fisherman tried to catch me but I was too fast so he didn't catch me and I swam off.
One day Sammy lost his stars and we had to find them, we found them in a lettuce patch surrounded by carrots and spuds. Later Bob lost his brain in a pile of milk and spinach with prune sauce. I had to eat it and then we found his small brain. Then I found a knife and chopped off my fins so I couldn't swim so I drowned.
In heaven there were lots of fish and food to eat and water to swim in. Later I fell out of a cloud and fell down and landed in Afghanistan, where there were terrorfish who made me fly a plane and told me to crash into a tall building. Instead I flew away into the sea where a shark bit my head off and I died and fell to the bottom and landed on the seabed.
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